My dad just came into my room and I’m just sitting here starring at the wall trying to handle all this. And I said “don’t mind me, mental break down”
he goes “mumford and sons make an announcement then or did the man just play the banjo?”
my life.
i have face.
My Pocket watch Tattoo - Set to the Time i was Born
Turns out Jim Parsons Was Gay?
I never would of guessed ^__^
i work directly underneath this
(Source: Flickr / mqpz4, via fairesemblant)
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My Friends Are In The Bathroom, Getting Higher Than The Empire State
It Rotates
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jesus christ
This boy has obviously never seen a vagina
This is Andy Milonakis Aged 36
He has a disease that means he doesn’t grow, He’s a Comedian & Was in Those Old Video’s Where They pretended it was a child asking woman for sexy time
(Source: staysexxxy)
Quite Possibly the best laugh in the world?
